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"Language as a means of miscommunication"
(Thank you TOK book)
Question: Which is better - eternal happiness or a bar of chocolate?
Answer: Nothing is better than eternal happiness, but a bar of chocolate is better than nothing. Therefore a bar of chocolate is better than eternal happiness.
Or
First man: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you?
Second man: I dont know - what war her maiden name?
Ok, the second one isnt as funny,
Be happy,
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